This is a 1950 Cadillac Hearse Edition that’s been in the Addams Family for decades. I have many memories of summer road trips riding in the back torturing my brother and getting car sick. It’s been customized to suit the dubious taste of my parents, from the obnoxious branding to the vile purple hue. If it had been up to me, it would be midnight-black with a coffin in the back (FYI — perfect for napping or storing snacks). The bat wing mirrors and spider web window adornments add a certain Gothic flair. But don't blame me if passing drivers shoot you looks of mocking scorn. I know I would. Note that this hearse requires drivers who know how to operate manual vehicles. Yes, that's right, you actually need to know how to drive. Shocking. Be warned if you ride the clutch or grind the gears our faithful driver, Lurch, will hunt you down. He's a man of few grunts, but this vehicle is dear to his cold dead heart. So if you don't want to wake up and find him scowling at the end of your bed, with a crowbar in one hand and a meathook in the other, be gentle. Don't say I didn't warn you.