Because the car is brand new, I can't allow any smoking inside. Vaping pens and cannabis pens are cool as long as they don't leave any odor later on!
Pets are usually not allowed unless it's like a small dog which can sit on your lap and won't make any damage to the car. "I used to have a pit and she would scratch everything in my old car!"
Finally, try not to eat and drink in the car unless you are careful and positive you won't spill anything!
Thanks for understanding, I expect you to be professional and respect my vehicle and the next person who will receive it.