Tessy's little sister, Jouley (Model S P85) is also available!
-85 kWh battery pack eliminates range anxiety
-FREE Supercharging (Travel ANYWHERE - no gas, no charging costs!), full charge in minutes!
-Rear Wheel Drive
-Premium Package with High Fidelity Sound and Tan Leather Seats
-LTE with Internet Radio
-Google Maps with Live Traffic & Navigation
Tessy is a Tesla Model S. With a battery pack of 85kWh, she's certainly not the largest - but she's definitely not the runt of the litter, either. I like to think she's "just right." Yes, the pics are current! (she was modeling in the showroom). Why should you choose Tessy?
Being in the middle of the pack, she puts out 362 horsepower and 325 lbs of torque. If you go easy on her, she'll reward you with about 250 miles of range. I haven't been that lucky (yet), but she might surprise you if you ride her just right. Think you have what it takes?
At 4,597 lbs, Tessy's a bit beefy. But she's no slouch. With a 0-60mph of 5.4 seconds, she can keep up with most mustangs and bumblebees in the wild, while maintaining the equivalent of 90 miles per gallon. Keep in mind, she's a 4-door sedan.
HEALTH & HYGIENE
Tessy doesn't have bad breath (I mean it!). Although to be honest, I don't think she breathes air at all. She is an incredibly picky eater. She eats a clean diet consisting of only electricity. The plus side of this diet is she doesn't have any oil or fossil fuels gunking up her insides - though she does occasionally snack on wiper fluid. But that usually leaves a minty, methanol'ly aroma. She's clean, I promise.
Tessy loves modeling. You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but she was born in 2013 - although she looks like she could've been made in 2015 (crazy, right?). She's got some birthmarks (minor panel alignment/fitment issues), but I think that gives her character. Tessy aged very well and continues to turn heads to this day.
EXPERIENCE & EQUIPMENT
With just over 50k miles, Tessy has her fair share of road stories. With all of the road construction going on in Dallas, she's certainly no stranger to fifty shades of gray. She prefers to be submissive though, not like one of those newer models that try to take over the wheel with a mind of its own. No AutoPilot on this one! She is armed with GPS, 4G LTE internet connection (where available) and standard cruise-control, so she's adequately equipped to help you on your journey. However, with JUST over 50k miles, she still has a lot left in her to make new memories. What will yours be?
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Perhaps you've read through Tessy's listing and felt her too timid for your adventures. Sounds like you've got some pretty wild tastes - perhaps a penchant for a little rough play? Set yourself up for a date with Jouley, Tessy's younger sister. What Jouley lacks in age, she makes up for with natural talent. She's sure to take you for a ride (you won't regret it!). See her listing here: