Well lucky you... You just stumbled upon my incredible, magical, fantastical Subaru.
Actually if I'm being totally honest there's no magic involved. It's a pretty standard silver Subaru Legacy sedan, with an engine, windows, and all that regular stuff you have come to expect from a car. PLUS!
It gets about 32 mpg on the highway, has heated seats, has AWD so you can feel safe on the snow and ice, and it's a nice, quiet, stable, super reliable ride.
So what more can I say? Rent my car already.