Rent "La Fulana Duradera":
"The Serviceable Mistress"
1999 F-150 Stepside, with (removable) snug-top bed cap. Perfect for weekend projects. Body is straight, manual everything. Old school style; hand crank windows to cool you down, or roll up to keep the breeze off of you. No heater. Radio sometimes works.
Manual 5 speed, so please be able to drive manual without burning out the clutch. Great for camping trips, weekend projects, hauling lumber, moving, etc.