Going to Tahoe? Good. Then you'll slide into a freshly washed and vacuumed 2015 Suburban with a full tank of fuel!
Fuel: Use either 87 octane or E85. Please return it with the same amount you started with.
Pets: Please, no.
Smoking: Just don't.
Tolls: Breeze through the FasTrac only lane. Reimburse me after your trip.
Some useful features of this Suburban:
🐮 Leather seats.
📻 Sirius Radio.
⚠️ On Star Roadside Assistance.
👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦 Seats for eight.
🔥Heated driver and passenger seats.
💩 And still enough space for all your crap.