His name is Optimus Fine...
-Only 10,000 miles! Basically NEW!
-ALL WHEEL DRIVE - Perfect for bad city roads and Tahoe trips without chains
-22 city / 32 Highway MPG - Can't beat this MPG for the power and speed that you get
-FAST - 240 hp @ 5000 RPM (Faster than any other similar Luxury SUVs)
-FASTER - 260 ft-lbs @1250 RPM Torque (Faster than any other similar Luxury SUVs)
-ZOOM ZOOM - 0-60 MPH in 6.2 Seconds (Faster than any other similar Luxury SUVs)
-WHY ARE YOU GOING SO FAST? - Top Speed 135 MPH, don't try this at home kids
-2.0L 4 Cylinder Turbo AWD 8 Speed Automatic
-Panoramic Moonroof - Make her fall in love, just keep my car clean please...
-All season run-flat tires, keep going for up to 50 miles on a flat
-Weathertech Floor Mats and Cargo Mats, in case you make a mess ;)
-Auto Start/Stop (saves gas, but I usually keep it off)
-Eco Pro (saves more gas, but drives slower)
-Downhill assist (automatically slows car down on hills, perfect for tourists in SF with hill-phobia)
-Heated Front Seats (for those cold Tahoe Winters)
-Fastrak in the glove box for toll roads and bridge tolls
-All phone charges available
-Aux cord available
-Tinted windows for extra privacy
-Dash cam to record your drive in case of an accident
-Monthly unlimited car wash membership at Shine-N-Seal, about 5 minutes away from pickup location, feel free to go through the car wash anytime (the dryers suck so there are towels in the car to dry off).
-2 Phone mounts to keep your eyes on the road and not on your lap!
-91/Premium Gas ONLY! God kills a kitten every time someone puts the wrong fuel into a car, think of the kittens! (And your wallet)