Meet Earl! My lovely little 2006 Mini Cooper has seen me through the past four years with style. He's zippy, clean, and sporting brand new tires -- all the better for tooling around Seattle in the rain. He also comes equipped with an AUX jack, heated seats, a moon roof and a pretty kickin' stereo system. He's obscenely easy to parallel park, he's got cruise control, and he easily gets 350-400ish miles on one tank of gas. Plainly put, he's a lovely little car, and I think you'll love him too!
Earl comes with an AUX cable and a USB plug -- I've included a lightning cord as well, but it's compatible with any and all USB phone chargers. I also include a AAA emergency kit and flashlight in the trunk, just in case -- I can also throw a blanket or two in there if picnicking is in your future, so just let me know!
Earl's trunk space is a little limited - he can comfortably hold one carry-on rolling suitcase and a duffel or two big weekenders. I tend to use the back seat for any bigger bags - I'm happy to help you maneuver suitcases when we exchange keys at pickup and drop-off.
I only ask that you care for Earl as if he was your own -- that means obeying (most of) the rules of the road, not parking him anywhere completely ridiculous, and keeping him smoke-free. He's a pretty great car, and I think you'll get along famously!
UPDATE: Thanks so much everyone for the feedback! I had Earl's brakes checked out and they're in good shape, but unfortunately the squealing is a weird issue with the 2006 Mini depending on the weather. Rest assured he's super safe, but might make a little noise from time to time!