Ted’s
Mercedes-Benz 300SD1979
$ 45
per day
THE CAR
Ted’s
Mercedes-Benz 300SD
1979
DESCRIPTION
Good news, everyone! Have you long wished to make intergalactic package deliveries, but couldn't afford the up-front capital? For the low price of $money/day, you can travel in style, comfort, and peril!

'Ol Bessy features many great options, such as a turret(ammo not included), roll-cage (note: rolling not allowed, unless down the river), five-point safety harness(5 points out of 100), power windows, a fin-mounted brake light, a rocket-booster, and a cigarette lighter!

Achieves over 30MPG, all while only sacrificing a majority of comfort. Features one seat, designed to allow optimal driver focus and reduce hitch-hiking through the galaxy; because remember... it's YOUR towel, and YOU brought it.

Flying experience encouraged, but a brief tutorial will be provided. Depth perception is not a requirement.

Before returning, please refuel with whale oil or dark matter. Smoking not allowed, except for Zubans.
FEATURES
  • Automatic transmission
  • Hybrid
  • Must be age 30+ to rent
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Car location
Wilmington, NC 28403
Free