My tesla's a P85 - performance model that goes 0-60 in 4 seconds and has a range of 230 miles. It's quiet and amazingly fast.
It is in great condition and is available through my valet service at the garage in my building 24/7. I will email you an authorization form that lets you pick it up from the valet night or day with no hassle.
Cables for free charging at Tesla super chargers are in the trunk.