No smoking or animals - $200 minimum fee
Seriously, opening the windows does not work and I WILL charge you for the cleaning.
Fee for lost key is replacement cost +$25.
You must be 25 to rent this car.
Car should be returned in reasonably clean condition. Washing isn't expected, but please remove your trash.
Should a remote key handoff be necessary (occasionally it is) I will need a clear photo of your ID along with a photo of your ID next to your face, and a copy of your flight itinerary. Only after these are received will I send you the car location. In person key hand off just requires a photo ID.