Hey, how’d you get in here? Wait, you actually came to learn about me didn’t you... Wow, that’s totally cool, and I’m sincerely flattered by your interest, so here’s my story:
My name is Robert Danger Byrd, and friends call me Danger. I’m your classic serial entrepreneur having built six successful companies since graduating high school. Currently I’m the CEO of Truewater by day, a 22 person computer network support firm I founded 17 years ago and by night a professional magician.
But Danger isn’t all work and no play; In 2010 I set a goal to stand atop the highest point in every state in America which I completed in 2016. I’m a photographer, roller skater, ballroom dancer, craftsman and occasionally, I still climb a mountain or two for fun.
However my most relevant endeavor as it pertains to you is the fact that I maintain a nineteen car collection of ridiculously cool modes of transportation that you can borrow right here on Turo. I call this little venture Cooler Cars and as a life long car enthusiast, it is near and dear to my heart.
My father was a car enthusiast and taught me about cars at an early age. I love cars and take great pains to keep my cars well maintained visually and mechanically, with new tires, clean interiors and exteriors, and even simple things like windshield wipers are new on all my cars.
I have an EZ Tag on my cars as well, if you need to use it just let me know.
All of my cars have an unlimited wash package at Mr Carwash, so feel free to run it through as often as you like during your trip. I do ask my renters to wash the car (its free!) before returning it so it's clean for the next person.
I offer VIP airport delivery to IAH and HOU where you'll be picked up in your rented car at the terminal and dropped off the same way at the end of your trip.
My staging lot is conveniently located on N Shepherd 4 minutes north of Loop 610 North and you can pickup and drop off at anytime 24 hours a day 7 days a week. You can Uber there, or leave your own car on my fenced in lot as you prefer.
And I love being a part of your story, are you treating your wife to a special weekend? Taking your beautiful family on an epic road trip? Maybe you’re planning the perfect date to make a certain guy or girl feel special, which I can totally appreciate, LOL.
And since I’m going to be loaning you one of my cars we’re already like besties so send me a Facebook and Instagram invite. You will find me under Robert Danger Byrd.
Above all I wish you safe, interesting and memorable travels. - Danger