Jesse
5.0
Jesse
5.0

Jesse

12 FahrtenMitglied seit Sep. 2018
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12 Fahrten

5.0

(6 Bewertungen)

Turo17. Mai 2019

The host cancelled this trip 8 days before it started. This message was automatically posted by Turo.

Colby M.

Colby M.21. Februar 2019

Jesse Jaguar's Sexy Sand color War Machine was hands down the most american land conquering truck I've ever had the pleasuring of sitting in. The truck's seat warmers are only there to evaporate the drops of pee you make from the crowd stopping roar the solid steal engine makes after pressing the 'push to start' button. Rest assured the window wipers work above and beyond expectation to handle the tons of under garnets that will be throw at you during every bump free mile of your trip. This truck makes even the most annoying NJ U turn a thing of past as you can simply scale any barrier while scaring the living tale lights of all vehicles in the on coming lanes as they instantly shutdown out of respect for this majestic mechanical piece of art work. Be for warned, however, that the toll prices will sky rocket due to the need to repair the roads as these indestructible tires demolish and turn the paved NJ roads back into mud and mother earth herself waves and thanks you after every mile. This hell fire created monstrosity is truly a work of heaven and earth and will create an action scene that would make the fast and furious weep with joy out of pure jealously as you simply change lanes. Finding a parking spot also becomes a thing of the past as you can simply put the truck in park and it will automatically ram through the front door and dare anyone to say something to it. Jesse Jaguar truly has the most bad ass truck on the planet and if you are a fraction of the man his mullet is you will rent this truck and experience the rush of staying at an empty 6 flags park for 1000 years while avoiding both dragons and a zombie communist army as you plow over them again and again while enjoying the Superman ride from the comfort of the bullet proof tailgate! Experience the sexual equivalent of Molly that will make you never enter the driver seat of another vehicle again. The tissues in the truck are genital reminder of how thoughtful the legend Jesse Jaguar is as you will need them as your rental comes to and end and have to rethink how you can move on past your glorious time inside his military grade Tacoma.

Camilla A.

Camilla A.1. Dezember 2018

Jesse’s truck was great and made our trip!! The whole process was really smooth - would definitely recommend!! Thanks Jesse

Jesse
5.0
Jesse
5.0

Jesse

12 FahrtenMitglied seit Sep. 2018
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Bewertungen von Mietern

12 Fahrten

5.0

(6 Bewertungen)

Turo17. Mai 2019

The host cancelled this trip 8 days before it started. This message was automatically posted by Turo.

Colby M.

Colby M.21. Februar 2019

Jesse Jaguar's Sexy Sand color War Machine was hands down the most american land conquering truck I've ever had the pleasuring of sitting in. The truck's seat warmers are only there to evaporate the drops of pee you make from the crowd stopping roar the solid steal engine makes after pressing the 'push to start' button. Rest assured the window wipers work above and beyond expectation to handle the tons of under garnets that will be throw at you during every bump free mile of your trip. This truck makes even the most annoying NJ U turn a thing of past as you can simply scale any barrier while scaring the living tale lights of all vehicles in the on coming lanes as they instantly shutdown out of respect for this majestic mechanical piece of art work. Be for warned, however, that the toll prices will sky rocket due to the need to repair the roads as these indestructible tires demolish and turn the paved NJ roads back into mud and mother earth herself waves and thanks you after every mile. This hell fire created monstrosity is truly a work of heaven and earth and will create an action scene that would make the fast and furious weep with joy out of pure jealously as you simply change lanes. Finding a parking spot also becomes a thing of the past as you can simply put the truck in park and it will automatically ram through the front door and dare anyone to say something to it. Jesse Jaguar truly has the most bad ass truck on the planet and if you are a fraction of the man his mullet is you will rent this truck and experience the rush of staying at an empty 6 flags park for 1000 years while avoiding both dragons and a zombie communist army as you plow over them again and again while enjoying the Superman ride from the comfort of the bullet proof tailgate! Experience the sexual equivalent of Molly that will make you never enter the driver seat of another vehicle again. The tissues in the truck are genital reminder of how thoughtful the legend Jesse Jaguar is as you will need them as your rental comes to and end and have to rethink how you can move on past your glorious time inside his military grade Tacoma.

Camilla A.

Camilla A.1. Dezember 2018

Jesse’s truck was great and made our trip!! The whole process was really smooth - would definitely recommend!! Thanks Jesse

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