Standard 4 cylinder 4 door Toyota Camry, white.
There is a cosmetic defect behind the left rear back seat where a white balloon melted because my awesome Chinese mother-in-law wanted to keep every tchotchke she ever received, but forgot to bring this inside on a hot Summer day. Although I can't really blame someone who grew up in China during the Cultural Revolution, I'm not paying $600 to replace "bird poop" vanity.
There is also an operational problem with the door locks. The driver's side door will unlock using the remote keychain and/or interior electronic unlocker, but the remaining 3 doors require manual unlocking (either the key for the passenger front seat, or flipping the door lock switch on the interior doors). Toyota wants $1,400 to replace the motherboard. God, I hate Toyota...