Hey renters, rules are made to be broken right? Sometimes, but please try to respect our car by following these rules.
NO SMOKING - Please don't smoke in our vehicle, it ruins the carpets, roof liners, and melts plastic. Plus our non-smoker guests will very much not appreciate the smell. The process of cleaning goes beyond just a car wash, it involves detailing and ionizing treatments, which costs a lot, up to $250.00, which is what we'd unfortunately have to charge you if there is evidence you smoked, sorry.
INTERIOR DAMAGE AND DIRT-INESS - Try your best to avoid damaging the inside of our car, a scuff or scrap is fine, but an axe to our plastic interior bits is concerning, seriously, why an axe? Also if you're on designated driver duty we're sorry you don't get to have fun, but also good on you. Unfortunately if when of your friends was too liberal with their tequila and shares it with our carpet in the form of puke, we have to charge you that detailing fee.
PETS WELCOME - We Love our Furry Friends, but they're less uhm, bladder control inclined. We may have to charge you an additional fee if your fuzzy buddy has an accident.
RUNNING LATE - No worries, stuff happens, we want to make sure the car is in your hand when you need, if you're late, let us know as soon as possible please, we'll readjust accomodating you.
FUEL - Our car will be filled to full each time you come get it, this way you have the maximum time to enjoy yourself without hitting the pumps. Please b