by Anna Hann
posted on 31 October 2024
With the spooky season approaching, it seemed a good time to check on our arsenal of apocalypse-ready vehicles. Using the Turo Twelve-Step Zombie Apocalypse Test, cars across the Turo platform were rated against practical measures for those looking to prepare for any scenario.
The Turo Twelve-Step Zombie Apocalypse Test
- All-Terrain Capability: Ability to navigate off-road and handle rough terrains and uneven countryside.
- Durable Construction: Tough, solid build to withstand impacts and potential zombie encounters.
- High Ground Clearance: Suitable for overcoming obstacles and off-road barriers.
- Fuel Efficiency and Range: Long-range capability to minimise fuel stops and maximise travel distance.
- Spacious Interior: Ample space for passengers, supplies, and makeshift sleeping arrangements.
- Secure Cabin: Lockable doors and windows for safety against external threats.
- Heavy-Duty Suspension: Designed to handle rough terrain and heavy loads without issues.
- Visibility and Lighting: Strong headlights and increased visibility features to spot threats and navigate in low light.
- Reliable Engine: Dependability under pressure with low maintenance needs.
- Good Turning Radius: Ease of manoeuvring in tight spots and evading obstacles.
- Roof and Tow Options: Ability to carry additional gear or transport equipment for extended journeys.
- Four-Wheel Drive: Essential for handling a variety of terrains and conditions in the UK.
The five cars that made the cut
With a wide selection of makes and models assessed against the Turo Twelve-Step Zombie Apocalypse Test, five clear winners emerged for escapes from everyday life (or if you specifically need to escape zombies).
1. Land Rover Defender
Renowned for its off-road prowess and robust design, this iconic British favourite is well-suited for navigating urban and rural landscapes during a zombie apocalypse. The high ground clearance and durable construction offer superior obstacle handling. Additionally, the spacious interior allows for ample storage of survival supplies and tools.
2. Mitsubishi L200
A vehicle that excels with its rugged build, solid off-road capability, and reliable performance. Excellent at traversing rough terrains and has a durable construction and high ground clearance. It benefits from a spacious bed carrying crucial survival gear in an apocalypse scenario. Its proven track record in utility and durability makes it a valuable asset.
3. Dacia Duster
For the budget-conscious survivalist, few rival the Dacia Duster. Offering excellent off-road capabilities and ruggedness, it is a surprisingly competent choice for a zombie apocalypse scenario. Its simplistic design and impressive fuel efficiency are its other advantages.
4. Ford Ranger
A wholly versatile pick-up truck that balances cargo capacity with decent off-road capabilities. High ground clearance and solid build make it excellent for rough terrains and off-road conditions. Its spacious interior and bed enhance its functionality for carrying supplies and surviving extended periods on the move. Its overall robustness and capability make it a solid choice for surviving a zombie apocalypse.
5. Volvo XC90
Offering a combination of luxury and practicality, with strong all-terrain capability, a spacious interior and high safety ratings. Its versatile seating arrangement means it can transition from a people carrier to a supply transporter with relative ease, allowing for ample storage of essentials like food, water, and survival gear.
*This article is for informational and humorous purposes only. Turo makes no guarantees or promises about your survival chances during a zombie apocalypse.
