You can’t always tell a witch just by looking. Everyone knows the most supreme do not wear pointy hats, and just because someone makes a tincture or wears a crystal around her neck does not mean she knows how to use it. After all, witches are crafty AF and the baddest ones always walk the the fine line between good and wicked.
So this Halloween weekend, don’t get caught without your trusty witch—who knows what kinds of hauntings and hexes you could fall into? These are the cars that you’ll find gathered around the cauldron plotting your fate. Don’t miss out on the chance to get an all-powerful sorceress on your side.
Anthony’s Ford Model A Tudor Deluxe, 1931
When you meet up with your strange sisters at the hearth to combine your powers of clairvoyance, you can’t come underdressed. This Model A Tudor promises to spiff up even the most cloaky witch robe, all with a touch of fairy godmother elegance.
Kyle’s Porsche Panamera 2010
Once you’ve got control over that flimsy wall between the living and dead, you’ve got plenty of time to develop exquisite taste. This Panamera knows that real luxury is wearing black to the beach, and carrying all of your tools of the trade in the trunk. Did we mention that she whips up a killer lemonade? Literally?
Scott’s Cadillac Fleetwood 1959
Yes, this witch spends all of her time with her cats, but don’t put her in a box like that. She’s a free spirit who channels Stevie Nicks on the regular and loves to run through meadows of flowers with her colorful shawl flowing out behind her, like wings. She’s not like the rest of the coven, who insist on dressing in drab black all the time. When you need an upbeat witch to help you get in touch with your emotions and manifest joy, she’s the one to call.
Ade’s Tesla Model S 2016
People have been whispering behind her back all of her life, and you know, she could not care less anymore. As far as she’s concerned, magic just happens to her. So what if she doesn’t need gas? So what if she can navigate and park without a driver? It’s not that she thinks she’s better than the rest, she just knows that she is.
Christopher’s Ford Galaxie Convertible 1962
They’ve been calling her the White Witch since the beginning of time. Nobody really knows where her powers come from, but there’s no doubt that her sleek look and vintage powers have been growing with time. These days, she’ll give safe passage to fun-seekers looking to get out and explore the wild or soothe their weary souls.
Asif’s Porsche 356 Speedster Replica 1958
When she’s not at home casting ancient spells, this witch likes to be out on the town hob-nobbing with the stars. Her powers have never been a secret and she doesn’t mind performing party tricks for the entertainment of her guests, which has made her a bit of a celebrity in her own right. But don’t let her looks fool you: beneath her simple-looking exterior lies untold power and control.
Anthony’s Pontiac GTO 1967
This witch has never been offended by the term. She’s neither about conjuring cupcakes and butterflies nor pretending that Harry Potter is for adults. And while she’s a serious student of the craft, she’s also learned valuable lessons from her early days of invoking spirits of pure evil. These days, she’s the first to volunteer to write the coven ritual, hosts lively solstice gatherings, and is not intimidated by anything.
Tony’s Mercedes-Benz S-Class 2015
As all boss witches know, it’s not easy work nurturing the world’s under-witches into their prime. But this witch makes it her business to stay on top of her game. She can diffuse any situation, from mis-cast invocations and young, vengeful tempers to returning the undead to their graves. And you know she does it with a glossy sheen of sophistication.